legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends




I remember that it hurtLooking at her hurt.

(Source: kdelario)



He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.
(via sureth-ng)


sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(Source: sofiajonze)






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ifuckedlexstronghorn:

wierd-kid:

FUCKING FUCK


RIGHT

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase



Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.
Rumi (via tonystarks)

(Source: minditsthemagic)







idolakihito:

"How’s that essay going?"

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(Source: ryukovevo)